May 2012
at school: can you stop talking because i dont care
When I'm home alone.
Normal kids: omg I'm gonna have a house party , get drunk with my friends, smoke weed and do stupid shit cause yolo.
Me: omg I can eat everything I want, and play my music loud and go on tumblr with no distractions. And I don't even have to wear a bra. Yolo.
Me: Oooh why haven't i worn these jeans in a while?
Me: *Puts jeans on*
Mirror: Wtf ew.
Me: Now i know why..
Me: I need new people in my life. These people are complete idiots.